this week’s embarrassments to date-

1. Got drinks with a cute boy/ Got drunk and talked to cute boy about my ovaries. (Guys love that, right?)

2. Cried in front of my ex-boyfriend because he was being really nice to me. Apparently it makes me cry when people are nice to me. This does not speak well for my life.

3. Have had to explain to friends that I didn’t get a boob job, I’m on pills- to fix formerly discussed ovaries- that doubled the size of my chest. So yes, they are bigger. I know you noticed. Also, none of my shirts or dresses fit anymore.

Feel free to add your own to the list!